Asteeeg :]

Sana walang makakita na officemates ko na I posted this kasi syempre confidential pa din to kahit papanu. Hehehe!

Sent: Monday, October 08, 2007 10:08 AM
To: All Employees
From: Operations Manager
Subject: Company Internal/Department/Personnel/Announcement/Jackie Chan* - Operations Manager

Hi Everyone,

Please be advised that Jackie Chan has joined our company today as Operations Manager, based out of the KJ office. He will be reporting to me. Jackie will be in charge of department's operations in the areas of:

Professional Services
Project Management
Logistics & Credit Control
General Operations
L1, L2, Customer Care & AMC (for the time being)

Jackie’s email address is jackie.chan@ourcompany.com and his future direct line number is +999-9999999. His mobile number is +8888-8888888. In the interim, please contact him at my direct line +555-5555555 until he moves to his permanent desk after 12th Oct 2007.

Jackie will be in charge of department's operations in my absence.
Please extend a warm welcome to Jackie and please do include him in all emails pertaining to the above areas.

Thanks.

Warm regards,
Operations General Manager

After some time...

Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 4:51 PM
To: All Employees
From: Operations Manager
Subject: Company Internal/Department/Personnel/Announcement/Jackie Chan* - Operations Manager > Resigned

Hi All

Please be advised that Jackie Chan has resigned with immediate effect.

Thanks.

Warm regards,
Operations General Manager

Ang saya saya! Hehehe! Ask ko yung TL ko kung sya ang may hawak ng Shortest Employed sa aming company's Hall of Fame. Nde daw sya. May isang tao daw na ang first day nya sa office, yun din ang last day. Kinagabihan daw ng kanyang first day of work, nag send ng SMS sa boss nya (for one day) saying "I resign". Asteeeeg!!!

*Jackie Chan is not his real name. And some details were changed for confidentiality purposes.