Something Random

Some things random about me:

1. I am impatient - i don't like this attitude but I don't know what/who made me like this. Though I am trying hard to change this but what the heck, you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Not that I'm saying I'm old but... oh well.

2. I like pink - i know I'm too old for that color (oh, why the heck am I emphasizing this?! nvm!) but I really think it's a nice color.

3. I always get even - well, not always but I do every time I get the chance *bwahahaha* (supposed to be evil laugh) so beware.

4. I love to shop but usually get guilty about it - I know right?! How stupid does that sound. I mean, I feel guilty because 'maybe' I'm a bit of a hoarder. I buy new stuff but does not want to let go of the old ones. Who would need 3 laptops and 3 mobile phones and still want to buy new ones?! I believe this is a disease that needs remedy badly!

5. I don't have sense of direction - I easily get lost. I have short term memory lost when it comes to directions. And I have a valid reason for being like this. My mom, sister and hubby are very very good with directions. My husband can go back to a place even if he has gone there for only once. When one is surrounded by this kind of people, it's either she adapt the same skill or she tends to depend on them and I decided to choose to be the latter. :)

6. I love cooking - especially when I cook something new and my tasters love it, I become more inspired to cook. I only learned cooking when I lived abroad because in this heck of woods, I had no maid to cook for me during my 1st few years here. Now that I have a baby and a nanny for my baby, the nanny will cook dinner for the hubby and me. Then weekends, I cook and try to cook new dishes.

7. I was a frustrated singer - because I like to sing and I wished that I had a good voice. But I think that thing was not really for me so I've moved on.

8. I am short-tempered - I think this one is a sister attitude of number 1. Same thing, don't like it but can't do anything about it.

9. There were few things that I've tried but never really finished - like teaching myself how to play a guitar, dad teaching me how to drive, a trainer teaching me how to play piano but I don't know how to do all these things anymore. When compared to a food, all these were just half-cooked.

10. I believe I am a tinker - I'm a bit resourceful and I like repairing things especially things at home. Sometimes, I even try to find a way to fix something that seemed irreparable.

There, some things to bore your day. I know it's not really interesting. Well, I am not really interesting but since this is my blog, you just have to bear. :)

Happy Halloween! :)

RH Bill

According to this source, this is the coverage of RH Bill:

(1) Information and access to natural and modern family planning
(2) Maternal, infant and child health and nutrition
(3) Promotion of breast feeding
(4) Prevention of abortion and management of post-abortion complications
(5) Adolescent and youth health
(6) Prevention and management of reproductive tract infections, HIV/AIDS and STDs
(7) Elimination of violence against women
(8) Counseling on sexuality and sexual and reproductive health
(9) Treatment of breast and reproductive tract cancers
(10) Male involvement and participation in RH;
(11) Prevention and treatment of infertility

and
(12) RH education for the youth.

Can please somebody tell me, in which part of this RH bill is the church so against to?

Awwww...

LMAO

Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You are in trouble
Sure go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men's English
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie = = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Life Before the Computer:
a memory is something that you lost with age
an application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spider's home
a virus was the flu
a CD was a bank account
a hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and if you have a 3 1/2 inch floppy.............. you just hoped nobody found out.

Aggressive Marketing

Isang bagong vacuum cleaner salesman ang kumatok sa pinto ng unang bahay sa isang barangay. Isang babae ang nagbukas ng pinto. At bago pa nakapagsalita ang babae ay dali-daling pumasok papunta sa sala ang salesman, binuksan ang malaking plastic bag at ibinuhos lahat ng lamang tae ng kalabaw sa carpet.

"Miss, kapag hindi nalinis ng vacuum cleaner ko ang mga tae sa carpet niyo, kakainin ko isa-isa iyan!", pagyayabang ng salesman.

"Gusto mo ng ketsup para diyan?" tanong ng babae.

Tanong ng salesman, "Bakit ho?"

"Eh, kalilipat lang namin. Wala pa kaming kuryente."

New Phone

I bought a new phone. So currently, I have 3 phones - my old Pink SE z610i (w/c i love very much but started to be outdated with the new phone features coming out), my iPhone 3G that even Kylie and Jay-ar enjoy so much (so super worth it tlaga sya) and my new Samsung Genio Slide phone. My new phone is not that expensive and that's what I really like about it. It has all the features of those expensive smart phones but with a much lower price. It is really a good buy. The only thing different is that it uses a resistive touchscreen w/c you can barely even notice so no big deal. The touch itself is good and it has a full QWERTY keypad slide w/c makes it more value for money. :)